The Friday, and Saturday performances of Ralph Lemon's How Can You Stay in the House All Day and Not Go Anywhere? are SOLD OUT. We will be doing a small waiting list for any sold out shows. The waiting list will be started when the box office opens each day for that evening's performance only. You can call or come by in person, but the waiting list is not available online. We will take care of the transaction when you contact us (so have your Visa or Master Card ready!).

If you aren’t holding a ticket to Ralph Lemon’s show, stop reading this right now and jump to the Box Office button on this website and buy one.  RIGHT NOW.  Word has it that the run is nearly sold out. The piece is at the end of its historic North American tour and word further has it that the dancers have reached their limit and that the piece very likely won’t be performed again (at least in this incarnation) after Seattle.  When you witness the rigor, courage, focus, vulnerability and athleticism in extremis of their dancing, you’ll understand.

How Can You Stay In The House All Day And Not Go Anywhere?

Sometimes it's nice to stay home all day.

Even when you think you're staying still, you're moving.

Because you are the house and no matter where you go, there you are.

This question is not a question.

What is a house?

Anywhere is right here.

If you're in the house with me, I don't want to go anywhere.

Sometimes leaving is too soon, too much and not enough, all at the same time.